hyderabadi special!!!!!

hehe...the thought of the topic brings a smile on my face!!
U R a hyderabadi if.......................
our address reads 23-404-134/74-d(new mch number 56-687/4a/b-22)while actually live in the second house beside zam zam cafe opposite paradise hotel in the lane behind anand theatre on sp road!!!!!!

2)your street has atleastone roadside "mobile hotel"which serves chaat or chinese delicacies such as"bej soft noodles"
"navROTTEN kurma "chicken MANCHEWurea"...


3)your answer is "seeda chalo"when somebody asks u for directions,whether it is marredpally,masab tank,dil "happy"nagar..or langer house;):)

4)you come across tailors sporting the board"immIDIOT delivery in two days onli"...

5)you can speak hindi,hyderabadi hinglish,dutty english,except telugu!

6)you ask the waitor to get some "mango pickle"even when you are sitting in a lavish continental banquet dineer with exotic chinese,mexican,uitalian ,lebanese cusines.

7)ou order for coffee just after having "caramel custard/icecream"

8)you have atleast one sreenivas,prasad or nikhil :-p within six feet or you have atleat one cousin/friend/acquitance with one of the three names!!!
9)you have atleast one friend/cousin or acquitance in the u.s in software!

10)everytime somebody gives you a piece of good news the first thing you ask them"party kab hain??":):)
11)refer to any past as "parson"be it yesterday or before 50000 days..

12)you call 11 am as "subah subah!!!" and you feel you are on time even if you are 15 minutes late!!!!(i am the perfect example no??)

13)you look at the fixed M.R.P and ask "dene ka bolo!!"

14)live for nanking,pizza den, dimmyor any road side chaat!!1...that exists no where inth e world but in hyderabad!

AND YA once a hyderabadi always a hyderabadi..........so potla...since you have three more years to go,you betta be one or ...I'LL MAKE YOU ONE:):)